70474
22 Jul 14 at 11 pm

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 99931
22 Jul 14 at 9 pm

reybruja:

r.i.p

(Source: automatically, via penis-hilton)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via sloth-vader)

 12757
22 Jul 14 at 9 pm

neatpotatoes:

i think about this vine a lot

(via lohanthony)

zftw:

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

you got a fuckin problem mate 

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 56
22 Jul 14 at 9 pm

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athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

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djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

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 26074
22 Jul 14 at 7 pm

undeadeddie:

Some horror films I’m looking forward to!

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putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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